November 2009
3 posts
Can a prisoner request anything for his last meal? →
“Sure, but he might not get it. Final meals are generally limited to food that can be prepared on-site.”
How Many Times Can You Shoot a Handgun in Seven... →
“At least 1,500.” If you’re using a semiautomatic, that is. You can fire off a 20-round magazine and reload it in 5.3 seconds.
Sources are silent on how quickly a Slate writer can cash in on a tragic shooting, but empirical evidence suggests “very.”
How Does Facebook Know I'm Gay? →
It doesn’t. It just made a lucky guess when it showed you those ads, dumbass.
Unless Facebook can read your mind.